Famous Feces

Some days I think the universe seems to be paying closer attention to detail. If you want evidence that the world is an ordered reality, just think of August 8th- the glorious day that the Dave Matthews Band Tour Bus dumped a full load of excrement off a bridge and onto a passing tour boat floating down the river below, drenching men, senior citizens, and pregnant women all with ripe, wet, famous feces. The day that the Dave Matthews Band literally shit on the public. That day is proof that the universe is a poignant place. Perhaps not predestined, perhaps not governed, but poignant to the core. I like to think that day was a gift from the universe to me, specifically. That day, I turned on the news, watched the splendid story and thought “Hm, maybe I did something right with my life. Maybe I helped someone along the way. Maybe I am a good person.” That day was such a rare moment of universal justice that my friend Joe Allen (California Condors) and I consider it our own personal holiday; a victory for our tiny little hearts and heavy brains.

But the truth is, life isn’t really about fair, or deserve, or luck. It’s not the universe’s job, or a god’s job, or even a famous person’s job to teach me how to live. And frankly, if it was, I would think it an even more dangerous and vulnerable place… (i.e. a world entirely inspired by Nicki Manage, is a world I can not bare to imagine.) Life is about finding a reason to live. The quickest and best way to do that, is to make your own reason. You pick one, and you do it. It shouldn’t be about fearing some ultimate damnation, or earning some ethereal reward. In fact, morality, meaning, and good should having nothing to do with prize and punishment. These are all concepts we use to govern ourselves- to improve quality of life and ensure that it is possible to get some joy out of it, despite the infinite causes for the contrary. Whatever your beliefs, whatever your system, whatever your vantage point, fulfillment always rests in the same timeless notions of kindness and creation. You’ve got to do what you choose to do, and it’s usually easier with compassion. AND I’d like to think that everyone gets a little famous feces along the way.

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We Smaller Artists; How I Learned To Share

Some days it baffles me that this whole ‘to share or not to share’ debate is still going on in the music industry. Needlesstosay, the whole debacle is utterly past the point of no return. It’s adapt-or-die-trying time, and there is no way to go back and unlearn what our world has come to know as sharing. That point aside, let’s open our eyes to what is really going on.

First and foremost you should understand that when it comes to this issue, we are not talking about top billboard artists. Those guys are not significantly effected by sharing. Their world tours, energy drinks, t-shirts and sponsorships have all ready put their potential children through college many times over (short of the occasional “TLC dilemma”, but that’s a blog for another generation). Those of us being effected, are the smaller artists. We are the majority of the music industry, and we are the artists that should be of concern. Billboard artists are all ready on every radio station once an hour. You see their videos on the pseudo-hip television channels morning and night time. You’ve heard their new music jammed through your ears ten folds before you ever decide to buy their albums. The rest of us don’t have that sort of corporate brain placement to sustain us. I can tell you personally that MTV is not taking my calls, and I have yet to find any distribution company willing to market my ‘Hangover by McDonough’ perfume. We smaller artists can merely put our music up for free streaming, in the hopes that the listener has reason to seek us out. We have availability, not exposure.

The majority of our exposure is still through the people. Word of mouth is our advertisement, our radio stations, our MTV, our VH1. Ninety-nine percent of the time you are going to hear about us through a friend (real or virtual), or through a blog you trust that is willing to risk criminality to land us on a few new ipods. We don’t aim to compete with the top 40′s. We can’t if we wanted to. We only aim to sustain our ability to keep making our art (at least for the time being). That, in one way or another, requires sharing.

Personally, I like to say that our music is “available for purchase” to those that can support us financially, and we have made various avenues available for fans to download our music for free.

The truth is, the BEST way to help an artist is to purchase AND (illegally) share their music. We need the money, and we most certainly need the exposure. If you can’t do one, at least do the other. If you won’t share it, than at least buy it. If you can’t buy it, download it for free and share it with as many people as possible. Either way helps us, but in the end we need both. If the RIAA continues to debilitate our fans from sharing under the guise of ‘protecting the artist’, we suffocate.

I encourage followers of this blog or May McDonough & Co. to read my open letter to the RIAA: http://www.maymcdonoughandcompany.com/open-letter-to-riaa/

–May

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Shallow Thoughts

On a whim, I made the ever so fleeting decision to buy some detoxifying tea for my health. Hours later, when ready to steap, I gazed down upon my purchase to find a most precious ingredients label. So my question now is, “do they steal the tea from the monkeys, or do the simply employ the monkeys to pick the tea?” Either way, it seems a little unfair to the monkeys right? I mean, jeez.

–May

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Split in Twain

Good news! We’ve finally decided on an album title. After much -a-tongue-flipping and flap-lipping it occurred to us that we never really made that EP we promised. (Sorry about that, by the way.) We just got whisked away in the momentum of all the newness. So. Here we are, just about ready for album number two, armed with a new sound and, i’d like to think, a new found grasp on life (who are we kidding)… and in lieu of that fickle EP, we’ll be calling our upcoming full length album ‘bullyboywithaglasseye‘! Yes, that’s all one word. Rolls off the tongue and straight into a ditch somewhere (which is usually the sort of thing we go for really.) See you all in 2012.
-May

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Paul Simon Cover

May does a splendid impromptu Paul Simon cover on our youtube channel! Please watch and subscribe!

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Occupy Movement; The Way I See it

I speak to many friends about the current occupy movement, and in most instances I hear the same few comments and questions. Most seem confused or unabashedly disapproving of the movement due to the seemingly muddled, unorganized, and unofficial nature of the movement. To many, it seems to be merely angry people displaying their grievances with the rich in a wildly unproductive manner, or self-entitled people whose anger stems from envy. Me? I see something quite different.

Let me begin with the issues at hand, and circle back to my main point. Corporate Personhood, is not inherently wrong, but inevitably wrong just the same. Firstly, our constitution is in place to protect the individual and the people not corporations. The aid that corporate personhood grants to corporations was originally meant for human beings in order to ease suppressed and underprivileged peoples into a successful productive life. More importantly, its intention was to widen the middle class- to relieve the great divide between utterly poor and utterly rich. The very foundation of this country was based upon this premise- widen a middle class, so that more people can live happily. However, with the existence of corporate personhood, the insurmountable funds that should be going to people end up bailing out corporations and so these people remain poor, uneducated, and unhealthy. Where does this leave us? With a rapidly deteriorating middle class. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. If we don’t put a stop to this, we all suffer. It’s a ‘let them eat cake’ scenario.

Which brings us to our second issue: a fair democracy. Sometimes, I like to remind people that we do not live in a democracy. We live in a democratic republic. There is a distinct difference here. We do not directly get to choose our legislature as a people. We elect officials with the trust that they might make the most informed choices. We do not elect them as purely our megaphones for our desires as a populous. We mainly elect them to know better than us, but with the hope that they take our opinions into serious consideration and of the utmost value. That is what we must remember when voting. The unfortunate dilemma at the crux of the issue here, is that the candidates we chose between are predetermined for us by money. Only those with the greatest funding to their campaign ever truly reach the main populations ears. So we are all ready hindered from electing someone we might find most trustworthy and intelligent. If there was a law that put a cap on how much money could be donated to ANY campaign, then we would see a larger array of candidates in the first place. We would nip the politician problem at the bud. But as of now, no such law exists. That too has to change if we ever are to be sufficiently appeased by our representatives.

Now, having expressed a few of the most predominant issues at hand (and let me recognize that there are many I have not addressed merely for the sake of time, as this is a blog not an essay and really as a musician I’m probably getting myself in a great deal of trouble for addressing the subject at all, and shouldn’t get too high on the soapox in the first place), let me address the most common criticism of the movement. Perhaps, we achieve nothing. Perhaps, the massive uprising before us is smitten before every truly changing anything. In which case I say this: if this country ends up in the condition that we fear, if we cannot change the course of history, then at least let it be seen in history that we were not blind to what was happening to us. Let future generations be assured that though we may have lost, it was not for our ignorance. Perhaps we are powerless. Perhaps, the muddled chants of the masses are ineffective. But let it be said that we were aware of what was happening, and that we cried out our barbaric yawps in disagreement. If that is all that is ever accomplished, isn’t it better than silence?— May McDonough
note: the opinions in this blog do not necessarily represent those of the entire band. I have not corroborated these opinions with any other member of May McDonough & Co.

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Lo in a box

At rehearsal this evening:

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Last Night

Thanks to everyone who came out to the House of Blues last night for making truly perfect day for us. Here’s a few photos of our first HOB experience.

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Weekly Yearly 2011

All though we now live a bi-county lifestyle. (some of us in Los Angeles, and some in Orange County) we found out this afternoon that in OC Weekly’s annual ‘Best Of’ edition, we’ve been named Best New Band. Our OC friends can pick up a copy for free just about anywhere, and our L.A. friends can read the article and the issue here :

http://www.ocweekly.com/bestof/2011/award/best-new-band-1143945/

thank you OC Weekly for keeping your eyes open. Congratulations to our dear friends in the neighborhood Kiev for best 3d show, Jeramiah Red for best band named after a beer, and Cosmonauts for best punk band! Let’s continue to get some culture up in this bitch!

May

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Haus of Booze

Good news, my little corpuscles! We’re playing House of Blues for the very first time. Anaheim, (ya know the one with invasive Disney security) October 15th 2011. Our good friends and neighbors Kiev are headlining. If you haven’t ever seen them, you should. (sometimes they even have a 3D light show). Also on board- Paulie Pesh, I Hate You Just Kidding, and Jeremiah Red. This is one of those shows where we’re calling ALL cars. Do not miss this show.
You can buy tickets from us for $10. OR You can buy at the door, OR you can purchase online here: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=152275204864954

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